college jane ko dil karta hai

Bichad jane pe sirf yaadein hi reh jaati hain,
choot jane pe hi ki keemat samjh mein aati hai.
Bahari duniya mein kadam badhane se Ji darta hai,
Phir se college jane ko dil karta hai..

Har din ka breakfast chod dena, ki yaar thoda zyada so lete hain,
lunch aur dinner mess mein na karna ki saale bekaar banate hai.
Ab mann un raazma chawal, kadhi,jalebi aur gulab jamun k liye tarasta hai,
Phir se college jane ko dil karta hai..

Bakwaas si laundry, kapdon ki waat laga deti hai,
na press karte dhang se na inse crease sahi se banti hai.
‘Sahi toh thi yaar apni laundry’, ab aisa dil kehta hai,
Ab phir se college jane ko dil karta hai..

Hadd bekaar toh hostel hai..low speed net and all sites blocked hain,
full of restrictions..bekaar sa ac..har kahin’ shocks’ hain.
Aalam hai ki ab roz attendance mark karne ko dil machalta hai,
Es ‘bekaar’ se hostel mein phir jane ko dil karta hai..

Kai classon ko bunk maar dete the, Teacher ko bhi kabhi kabhi suna dete the.
ab toh roz office jana hai, boss ko bhi hanste hue seh jana hai,
En ‘bakwaas’ techron ki cls mein baithne ko dil marta hai.
phir se college jane ko dil karta hai..

:) :)